Predictions of Imposterdamnus Muds

Quatrain 23232:
In the year 2nuts9, a roar will be heard in the night
The game would have changed before, as caddies took to fight
The baddie who shoots from the tee to the hole shall take a bow
As he shall stand alone - the tiger chasing the meow

Interpretation: Verdict is still out on this one. Scholars debate that this isn’t a prediction about Tiger Woods, because it’s way too obvious. And the usage of “meow” is deemed to be crass, considering it could be interpreted as a four letter word with five letters. According to historians, this was not one of the original quatrains, and not a true style. However, the point about caddies (and how one of them made it big in 2009) makes us believe that golf is being spoken about and TW might be the target.


Bonus prediction about the future of the current recession:

Quatrain 23221:
The fires shall settle, and green shoots1 shall appear
Dwellers of New Amsterdam2 shall heave a collective sigh
Unknown to dumb asses, the dragon3 will shift the gear
Chaos and plunder, bid the dollar good bye

1. Positive economic indicators
2. Old name for New York (That was the name of the city during the times of Imposterdamnus).
3. China

This is a story of Yuan revaluation, and the coming economic crisis, if Imposterdamnus is correct.

Historians also debate that the third line was different originally in the scrolls:

The fires shall settle, and green shoots shall appear
Dwellers of New Amsterdam shall heave a collective sigh
The dragon that cares two hoots shall shift the gear
Chaos and plunder, bid the dollar good bye