Have you ever stabbed people in the back?
No. But I'm sure you have.
What makes you think like that? I may be a bit awkward, pissopraynic n all, but that does not make me thaaat, you see.
Being sarcastic, aren't you?
No, just doin my job.
Actually, I've never stabbed people in the back. They thought I did it, when I was doing from the front. It's interesting.
What's interesting in that?
Studies reveal that 99% of the people who claim that they were stabbed in the back were living in a false world. They always saw it coming. They just refused to believe it would happen. Something like cognitive dissonance. And when it finally happens they weep, and say stuff like "How could he do that? I mean, how could he of all people."
And then they come to the obvious-and easy to make-but faulty conclusion that he was always like that. But the fact is, there are just a few backstabbers, not even enough ones for this world, and that excludes Brutus-the debatable father of this art, but a large number of hopeless idiots who push people to the edge, and then stick it on backstabbers.
Ok. Let me put it this way. Has someone ever stabbed you in the back?
No, never...hey listen, I gotta go.
You would watch out next time you turn around to pick up the medicines from the lower cabinet, wouldn't you?
He gave a dirty look, and as usual left without another word. I don't know what's wrong with him. Btw, he did not seem interested in my conversation. All through it, he was scribbling some crap in his notebook. I'm sure he'll stab me from behind one of these days.